<![CDATA[Carbon Removal Memes]]>https://carbonremovalmemes.comhttps://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NaIo!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9f7dad29-34d1-4a94-b3d6-fd50635a2882_200x200.pngCarbon Removal Memeshttps://carbonremovalmemes.comSubstackSun, 20 Sep 2026 02:31:50 GMT<![CDATA[anyone else watching wealthy funders of cdr]]>https://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/anyone-else-watching-wealthy-fundershttps://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/anyone-else-watching-wealthy-fundersSat, 19 Sep 2026 13:37:49 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[we can actually fix climate change]]>https://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/we-can-actually-fix-climate-changehttps://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/we-can-actually-fix-climate-changeWed, 16 Sep 2026 14:36:11 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[Nathan Fielder on carbon dioxide removal helps me relax]]>https://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/nathan-fielder-on-carbon-dioxidehttps://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/nathan-fielder-on-carbon-dioxideMon, 14 Sep 2026 13:30:52 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[the hardest decision we have to make]]>https://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/the-hardest-decision-we-have-to-makehttps://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/the-hardest-decision-we-have-to-makeSun, 13 Sep 2026 14:18:15 GMTthe soundtrack to human civilization on Earth if we got our shit together:

the soundtrack to human civilization on Earth if we let the weirdest dudes here decide the future:

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]]><![CDATA[Without tradition, CDR would be as shaky as.... as a fiddler on the roof!]]>https://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/without-tradition-cdr-would-be-ashttps://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/without-tradition-cdr-would-be-asSat, 12 Sep 2026 13:12:33 GMT

This segment is so memeable it should have taken off a long time ago.

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]]><![CDATA[from the meme vault circa 2022]]>https://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/from-the-meme-vault-circa-2022-6d4https://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/from-the-meme-vault-circa-2022-6d4Fri, 11 Sep 2026 13:45:36 GMT
A recording studio. A seated man leans back from a mixing desk with a flat expression, labeled "SCIENTISTS, ACTIVISTS, AND POLICYMAKERS WORKING HARD TO MAKE CDR A REALITY". Behind him another man grins and sprays a bottle of champagne overhead, labeled "ME MAKING MEMES ABOUT IT".

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]]><![CDATA[you've got a frenemyyyy]]>https://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/youve-got-a-frenemyyyyhttps://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/youve-got-a-frenemyyyyThu, 10 Sep 2026 14:01:53 GMT
A close-up of Woody from Toy Story, eyes wide, labeled "ME", with a hand pressing the sole of a boot flat against his face. The sole is labeled "Climate Solutions" in curved handwriting.

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]]><![CDATA[i'm calling bs on hs]]>https://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/im-calling-bs-on-hshttps://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/im-calling-bs-on-hsWed, 09 Sep 2026 13:35:12 GMT
Three panels from the Rock Driving meme. In the first, the driver turns and says "CDR is horse shit." In the second, the blonde passenger replies "Horse shit is an eligible feedstock for BECCS and biochar." In the third the driver faces forward, startled.

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]]><![CDATA[good thing this show has a happy ending]]>https://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/good-thing-this-show-has-a-happyhttps://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/good-thing-this-show-has-a-happyTue, 08 Sep 2026 14:01:31 GMT
Two stacked panels from a television drama. In the first, a younger man in a suit embraces an older bald man in a cable-knit sweater, captioned "You’re my boy." In the second the older man, labeled "DOE FECM", holds the face of the younger man, labeled "DAC", who is crying, captioned "You’re my number one boy."

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]]><![CDATA[there's not much room but you can stand under my umbrella ella ella eh eh eh]]>https://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/theres-not-much-room-but-you-canhttps://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/theres-not-much-room-but-you-canMon, 07 Sep 2026 13:31:18 GMT
A man stands soaked in heavy rain, hair flattened to his forehead, staring at the camera while holding up a tiny orange paper cocktail umbrella. The rain is labeled "unnatural disasters" and the cocktail umbrella is labeled "climate change funding".

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]]><![CDATA[from the meme vault circa 2023]]>https://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/from-the-meme-vault-circa-2023-103https://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/from-the-meme-vault-circa-2023-103Fri, 04 Sep 2026 13:50:07 GMT
Two-panel meme watermarked nori.com. Top panel: a grassy field with a wooden fence on the left, a curved black arrow pointing right at a brown and white goat standing at the treeline, and the word "CABRON" across the field. Bottom panel: the same field with the goat gone and the same arrow pointing at empty trees, with the words "CABRON REMOVAL".

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]]><![CDATA[the agony and the ecstasy of NBS]]>https://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/the-agony-and-the-ecstasy-of-nbshttps://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/the-agony-and-the-ecstasy-of-nbsThu, 03 Sep 2026 13:45:32 GMT
Two-panel meme. Top panel: Angela Merkel smiling broadly while two rainbow lorikeets feed from small cups held in her hands, captioned “Nature based solutions.” Bottom panel: Merkel open-mouthed and screaming as more lorikeets climb over her shoulders and arms, captioned “Also nature based solutions.”

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]]><![CDATA[if you read this in their voices in your head, you legally have to share this meme]]>https://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/if-you-read-this-in-their-voiceshttps://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/if-you-read-this-in-their-voicesWed, 02 Sep 2026 14:31:01 GMT
Two-panel meme from the film Office Space. Top panel: Peter stands in an apartment holding a bottle of beer, captioned “Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you’re not feelin’ real well, does anyone ever say to you, ‘Nature already perfected carbon removal. It’s called trees.’?” Bottom panel: Lawrence sits on a couch, captioned “No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.”

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Three-panel photo of Jennifer Lawrence on an outdoor basketball court. She holds a ball labeled CO2, throws it up, and it comes back down onto her head, still labeled CO2. Across the bottom: "Reversal risk explained."

The ball comes back down. That is the entire durability literature. Share this with whoever writes your buffer pool policy.

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]]><![CDATA[Here you go EU, I already summarized it for ya]]>https://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/here-you-go-eu-i-already-summarizedhttps://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/here-you-go-eu-i-already-summarizedMon, 31 Aug 2026 14:40:46 GMT
Two-panel SpongeBob. On the left he holds a pencil and a blank notepad with his eyes half shut, under the header "EU taking notes during the CDR industry's last 17 conferences." On the right, a close-up of the pad, which reads only "Permanent, Additional, Measurable, Sustainable, Socially beneficial."

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]]><![CDATA[from the meme vault circa 2022, remember how ripe with possibilities that year felt?]]>https://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/from-the-meme-vault-circa-2022-rememberhttps://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/from-the-meme-vault-circa-2022-rememberFri, 28 Aug 2026 14:35:36 GMT
Neo from The Matrix lit in dim green, over the text "Born too late to own property. Born too soon to be a teen TikTok star. Born just in time to cocreate the trillion dollar carbon removal industry."

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From the vault, 2022, when a trillion dollar industry read like a schedule. Share it with someone who was in the room.

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]]><![CDATA["I have underground, concrete, heavy, reinforced basements, but I don't have anything I would call a bunker."]]>https://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/i-have-underground-concrete-heavyhttps://carbonremovalmemes.com/p/i-have-underground-concrete-heavyThu, 27 Aug 2026 13:55:38 GMT
A camel leans its whole head in through a car window, labeled "the solvable climate crisis," while a small child in the passenger seat keeps his eyes shut and pretends not to notice, labeled "billionaires in bunkers."

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