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Registries brace for the “Godzilla” El Niño…
somebody check the reversal risk tables
6 hrs ago • Ross Kenyon
just a little off the top
tip included in the buffer pool
Nov 3 • Ross Kenyon
it’s wafer-thin
just one more side event, monsieur
Nov 2 • Ross Kenyon

October 2026

Happy Halloween
Some assembly required, offtake not included.
Oct 31 • Ross Kenyon
is Henry's law still funny?
from the cdr meme vault (and yes it is)
Oct 30 • Ross Kenyon
Carbon dioxide removal's ronin, doomed to wander the Earth
You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Kane in Kung Fu.
Oct 29 • Ross Kenyon
monty python is still speaking to cdr
that, my liege, is how we know the methane molecule to be banana-shaped
Oct 28 • Ross Kenyon
so y’all mind if I put this giant cdr project on your farm?
sure, no problem
Oct 27 • Ross Kenyon
oh crap now comes the hard part?!
what the actual FOAK
Oct 26 • Ross Kenyon
sorry, I can't talk right now
the devil is in the deployment schedule
Oct 25 • Ross Kenyon
we've come a long way
from a $25 million prize to $915 million, and the dancing has only improved
Oct 24 • Ross Kenyon
planking is how you get a durable core
from the cdr meme vault circa 2021
Oct 23 • Ross Kenyon
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